Stance on Vaccination 14 April 2015

************************ MEDIA RELEASE 14 April 2015 ************************

In response to several recent inquiries as to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Australia’s, and indeed the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s, stance on vaccination we would like to state;

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is all for taking full advantage of medical treatments that are available. He approves of wooden legs for pirates whose legs have been lost to cannon fire, he approves of eye patches for sockets that are missing one, and so, where vaccinations are available to prevent scurvy dog sicknesses and others, He approves.

He is not known for suffering the bleating of fools gladly, and this includes the bleating of anti-vaxxers.

Please do not hesitate to contact us if you would like more information.

Yours in Parmesan,
Tanya Watkins
Captain, Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Australia.

3 thoughts on “Stance on Vaccination 14 April 2015

  1. popefred

    Pastafarianism is simply Cthulu worship by another name. Renounce this noodly silliness, renounce and accept Discordianism as the only true joke religion. Who cares about your stance on serious subjects? We have a planet named after our Goddess, Hail Eris, all hail Discordia.
    POPE FRED duely ordained discordian pontifex….

    1. Eddie

      Clearly one such as yourself has not been touched by the noodly apendage, open your mind to the church of the FSM. How else is your planet get meatball round?

  2. Andrew

    After reading this website and the laws according to his noodleness where does he stand on infant circumcision? According to his laws number 2 I would think he is against it. As well as him creating us with a perfectly good body to start with


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