Would you like to become a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Australia? Membership is free. Congratulations, you are now a member!

If, however, you would like a personalised Membership Certificate emailed to you, there is a once off $5 processing fee for a Membership Certificate to be issued. Simply click on the link below and once payment is confirmed your membership certificate will be processed and emailed to you. *Please note that all certificates are lovingly hand-made, so there can sometimes be a delay of up to 4 weeks between applying and receiving your certificate. We’re all volunteers here.

**IMPORTANT** Remember to include in the Paypal payment comment box –
– your email address for certificate delivery
– the State or Territory that you live in
please type the name you would like the certificate issued in, exactly as you would like it to appear.
**if this information is not included in the order your $5 will either be promptly refunded and your order cancelled or a certificate will be issued to the named persons PayPal information if available**

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128 thoughts on “Membership

    1. St Lasagna

      I am honoured to become one of the saints of the australian church of his noodlyness. May pirates all over rejoice as the sound of another pastafarian become one with his noodlyness.

  1. Tyrone Buckwell

    He boiled for our sins. I shall honour thy by eating the pasta flesh and slurping thy blood of pasta sauce.

  2. Steve Bullot

    How does FSM cover postage and administration costs? Wealthy benefactor?
    How about a PayPal donation account.
    I appreciate how busy you are, don’t reply to this message, but I’d like to contribute

  3. Brett Johnson

    Apart from breaking the rules of common decency and respect laid out by his noodliness, Ummm, so I never ever go there… what is considered blasphemy? Are any foods taboo??? Is there an anti flying spaghetti monster or spagdevil?

  4. Rae Walker

    On top of old smokey all covered in cheese. I lost my poor meatballs when somebody sneezed. They rolled off the table and onto the floor. And then my poor meatballs rolled out of the door.

  5. James Stone


    I was wondering if there is any way to speed up the process of the certificates as I am having a lot of drama in making Pastafarian my religion in my work as having no proof

  6. Murry

    Blessed be the tomato, the basil, olive, chilli, and any manufacturer of dairy products: angels of the greater glory

  7. Ali Barrett

    So I guess I now I am a Pastafarian I will have to relinquish my membership of the Atheist Foundation of Australia?

  8. Norm Eather

    Pastafarians have a seperate branch for Atheists, known as the Spaghetti Bolognaise sect.

  9. Jeff Thornton

    I am impressed with the logo. Who designed it? It wasn’t around when I joined the church years ago. Has a decision been made as to a Minister’s formal title yet? I’ve always liked Reverend Cap’m, but I’ll go with whatever the official line is.

    1. Tanya Watkins Post author

      I will ask our graphic artist if they wish to be named, but yes, the logo is very awesome. We held a poll on what our ‘officials’ should be called. Overwhelmingly the answer was ‘Pastas’

      1. Norm Eather

        Here Here, the only possible name for the ministers could be “Pastas” !.


        Norm Eather


        From: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Australia [] Sent: Monday, June 6, 2016 3:39 AM To: Subject: [New comment] Membership

        Tanya Watkins commented: “I will ask our graphic artist if they wish to be named, but yes, the logo is very awesome. We held a poll on what our ‘officials’ should be called. Overwhelmingly the answer was ‘Pastas'”

  10. d0ngieee

    Hello, I have bought a membership certificate however I have forgot to put my email, name and state in the paypal comment box!!! please help!!!

    1. Norm Eather

      Hi, thanks, but I am already a member, and have a certificate to prove it. I put “Pastafarian” as my religion on the census ! He He He !


      From: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Australia [] Sent: Saturday, August 27, 2016 10:22 PM To: Subject: [New comment] Membership

      Miranda Skye commented: “R’amen”

  11. Godwin

    I also got a certificate. The paypal was done as K reilly. Could the certificate please be for Godwin Nettles Miller.

    Also great work, we need more people like you guys in the world


  12. Tony Betts

    I am interested in joining but have a few concerns.
    What are the doctrines concerning the actual spaghetti?
    Is all spaghetti considered equal or is commercial pasta a lower caste than the home-made?
    Are other forms of pasta acceptable or does it have to be spaghetti?
    Do I need to use Holy Water or would salted tap water be acceptable?
    Is there a ritual for annointing with Olive Oil or just splash it on?
    Are Virgin Olive Oils worshipped as a sauce of enlightenment?

    The other matter is the Pirates. Could Speleologists be substitued? Pirates sort of make me uneasy.

  13. Samantha Wojtowicz

    The desire to be touched by his noodly appendages has at last become to strong that I find I must be embraced into his saucy fold

  14. Natasha Byrum

    Hey Cap,

    Got 2 certificates for a few dollars each upon joining, i have since recruited 2 more fellow pastafarians to worship under his holey noodlyness. Somehow in all the excitement ive lost the link. How can I go about making them as proud as I was to receive such an honorary piece of paper and turning point in one’s life.

    In the name of the fettuccine, the penne and the holy spaghetti



  15. Chong Wang

    Hello Chong Wang here to spread the pastafarian words. Dear Lord, I wish to be as boosted and as a bonobo as you. I pray each night and eat pasta each day. I pray Ramen’.#Memez

  16. James Ray

    Good morning to ye,
    I plan in a several stage process:
    Read the gospel of the FSM.
    Get my drivers license photo while wearing the headgear of the Pastafarian.
    Get ordained in the church of the FSM.
    Host services in my Pirate garb, of course, under the church of the FSM, here in Las Vegas.
    So the question is – do you do ‘services’? And how/what do you do? I’m looking for some inspiration here. I’ll likely perform wedding ceremonies as well, but a’ sermon’ here and there should happen.

  17. Ben Delwijnen

    For I have partaken of the sauce and behelded the noodly goodness and truly it is the way.

  18. Tom

    I believe in Taglia AND Penne but only with a creamy Gorgonzola. Gorgs first!! But the Spags are sacred!

    1. Very Most Reverend Tittyular Neopolitan of His Holy Order of the Bogan

      Beloved Sister, He alone can turn beer into vodka, loaves into Jatz and fishes into corn relish dip.
      All mayonnaise be to Him.

  19. Deb Southwood

    I seek that His noodlyness fill me and my beer mug be forever filled… for only ‘the fool hath said in their stomach that there is no more room for spaghetti’ Basilauce 1:14

  20. Very Most Reverend Tittyular Neopolitan of His Holy Order of the Bogan

    Blessed are the pasta makers, for they shall be called the children of Mafalde.
    Blessed are the 120 proof in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of the beer fountain and stripper factory.
    Blessed are the merciful, as they will be shown Marziani.
    Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit bugger all.


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