We believe pirates are divine beings and the original Pastafarians. Pirates’ image as “thieves and outcasts” is misinformation spread by Christian theologians in the Middle Ages and by Hare Krishnas. Pirates were peace-loving explorers and spreaders of good will who distributed candy to small children. Modern pirates are not related. Pastafarians celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day on September 19.
We believe that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of pirates since the 1800s.
As the number of pirates decreased, global temperatures increased.
Here is a picture to prove it!
as a pastafarian I am rejecting this dogma as per the instruction for our FSM
Omg Homer Simpson was right !! Facts can be used to prove anything.
I love and agree with your data
Where can I buy my bumper stickers?
Were they Pirates of the Capellini?