We all know that “Thoughts & Prayers’ work. Statistically speaking, when people receive lots of ‘Thoughts & Prayers’ things usually improve for them. However, have you ever felt that when someone finds themselves in difficult circumstances that saying ‘Thoughts & Prayers’ has not been helpful? We here at the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Australia have discovered after years or possibly minutes of pondering that the feeling occurs due to lack of qualifications in the ‘Thoughts & Prayers’ department.
Would you like to become a fully qualified giver of ‘Thoughts &Prayers’? If so, we now have certificates stating your qualifications available for only $6!
Simply click on the link below and once payment is confirmed your ‘Thoughts & Prayers’ certificate will be processed and emailed to you. *Please note that all certificates are lovingly hand-made, so there can sometimes be a delay of up to 4 weeks between applying and receiving your certificate. We’re all volunteers here.
**IMPORTANT** Remember to include in the Paypal payment comment box –
– your email address for certificate delivery
– please type the name you would like the certificate issued in, exactly as you would like it to appear.
**if this information is not included in the order your certificate will be issued to the person named on the PayPal information**